Semi-Retarded AI

Economist Cartoon - 13th July 2006

2006-07-17T11:16:00.000Z

10 Dimensional World

2006-07-16T14:10:00.000Z

Check out this site - it describes the all the dimensional worlds up to 10 dimensions. Very Interesting.

Also available in text format.

emurse.com

2006-07-15T12:03:00.000Z

I found this new site - emurse.com.

Instead of worrying about attaching your CV to emails or hosting a CV on your own dodgy blog/website, you can just use emurse.com - Get your own assigned page (yourname.emurse.com), receive feedback and edit whenever necessary.

Just to get further info, I contacted them:

> HI,
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> Would it be possible to upload my existing CV already in word format?
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> Also, are graphics possible? Such as the MCSE logo (Microsoft
> Certified Systems Engineer) which Microsoft allows permission to use
> once fully qualified.

Reply:

Of course! Just sign up and choose the existing format. Graphics is hit or miss depending on how you are including them (if for layout or like you said MCSE logo) but 99% of the time it works perfectly. I would suggest uploading it and trying it out, I think you will be pleasantly surprised. I would also recommend creating an emurse style resume that will give you a ton more options and features and can even allow you to get feedback on your resume.

Enjoy the service if you have any questions just let us know.

Gavin
emurse.com

UFO Images from Wembley

2006-07-14T10:47:00.000Z

UFO(ool)...

Microsoft Private Folder 1.0

2006-07-14T05:52:00.000Z

Microsoft release Priavte Folder 1.0 for XP. Allows a password protected folder to be added to Windows. I have yet to check it out, but it seems to install fine.

Download here.

P.S. - The link will only dload the software when using IE, so no Firefox (this is MS after all.)

RipIt4Me

2006-07-12T15:02:00.000Z

Click the pic above to go through to the RipIt4Me website - the latest "freeware utility that helps you backup your copy protected DVDs".

Voiceless dental bilabially trilled affricate

2006-07-12T13:30:00.000Z

The Voiceless dental bilabially trilled affricate is one of the world's rarest sounds, as spoken by some almost extinct Amazonian languages. you can listen to it here.

Monkey Bodyguard

2006-07-06T11:37:00.000Z

All I can say is that this monkey has got skills...

Attractive Woman

2006-07-05T11:56:00.000Z

"Keep the TV but change the station"

- when an attractive woman has a dire intellect.

(happy beast?)

Newspapers

2006-07-02T18:13:00.000Z

Found this really cool site - you can check all the daily front pages of almost all the newspapers in the world. It's great for seeing national reactions to World Cup teams.

Japan Rap

2006-06-28T09:59:00.000Z

The following video is some Japanese rap I found - check out the rapper saying "Bee-atch" at about the 58 second mark - that made me laugh and laugh and laugh.

BRAJILIA

2006-06-21T16:40:00.000Z

An extended family member showing their allegiance to a certain team:

Areyou a psychopath?

2006-06-06T20:00:00.000Z

Are YOU a Psychopath? This is a story about a girl.

While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy that she was searching for that she fell in love with him immediately.

However, she never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was.

A few days later the girl killed her own sister.

Question: Why did she kill her sister?

First, find your own answer to this question.

Then, check out below for the answer.

Answer: She reasoned that if the guy appeared at her mother's funeral, then he might appear another family funeral.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered correctly.

Down Syndrome Dolls

2006-06-02T14:07:00.000Z

I found this site (www.downsyndromedolls.com, believe it or not) selling a range of Down Syndrome Dolls.

It is just me or does anyone else find this slightly spooky and corrupted?

Cool Pic

2006-05-25T18:52:00.000Z

Check this out - very cool!

Flannimals

2006-05-22T17:55:00.000Z

Take a look at this performance artist moron who has a skill for producing animals out of himself using household items. I found this hilarious/creepy. (The frog is the best)

Corrupted

2006-05-17T17:07:00.000Z

McDonalds begin advertising in India.
At times like these, I am proud of India's child mortality rate...

Caught Again

2006-04-19T13:43:00.000Z

The Beast has been caught again on his trail of infection.

McMunchies

2006-04-09T14:14:00.000Z

Kim Jong Il

2006-04-08T23:41:00.000Z

Speaking of nuclear weapons, there is one guy that is a Rock Star - Kim Jong Il.

He's rocking the 700 carat stud, Goochi shades and "Wun Biwwion Nucwear Warheads" (a reference to "Team America")...

India and the Nuclear Agreement with USA

2006-04-05T15:15:00.000Z

I'm getting political on yo ass now!

My belief is that a Nuclear agreement between the Great Satan and The Nation of Outsource is NOT a good idea.

India is a filled with hot-headed individuals that will not think twice to use these 'nukleear bepunj' (thats code for 'nuclear weapons').

BTW - Blogger Lords, my CPU is of Indian origins (therefore that makes this blog entry ok)

Bride of Beast

2006-04-02T15:23:00.000Z

I have sourced further images of the Beast.

With the Dead Sea at dark frequency and the Moon of Offal in prime ascendency, it seems it is time for the Beast to find a victim to inject with his soil-munching children of yeast.

He has found a victim (out of his league, I might add) to fill with his gaggle.

Something needs to be done - but it won't be me (poor lady)!

retardobot is back

2006-04-02T00:38:00.000Z

Yay!!!!

My systems have come online after being violated by RoboNanny.

I had to attend a digital fantasy hearing by Blogger in order to plead my freedom of speech.

It was a strictly Geek-Costume affair (I forgot to invite you PJA, my bad).

Anyway, after a delicious digimeal of Mordor Warthog and Snozzcumbers, I had to make a passionate type-up of my right to free speech (via pirated Photoshop software).

The Blogger GayLords were at first not impressed - they argued fatwas are not good for the image of a community of such well-rounded M&S-dressed hermits.

I laughed (getting carrot juice on my Alan Hansen red V-neck). I had something that could make the Devil (related to the Beast - his distant cousin, twice removed, bloodline through Damien) eat his faeces to wash the image from his body.

I finally got them round by showing them the Holy JPEG - an image of the Beast's BSC (back, sack and crack) - threatening to bomb all blogs with this image if they did not give in.

They saw the image... a tear of blood swelled in their retinas... Upper Earth had to be protected.

Anyways, long story cut short, I'm back!

P.S. - F**K all the Blog Flaggers out there - I am going to place your mothers' faces on frying pans next time you try this S**T! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

McShite

2006-04-02T00:34:00.000Z

I took this picture at a local McDonalds toilet.

Now thats a Golden Nugget!

and another one

2006-04-02T00:32:00.000Z

The Evil Empire