Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Caught Again

The Beast has been caught again on his trail of infection.

Sunday, April 09, 2006


Saturday, April 08, 2006

Kim Jong Il

Speaking of nuclear weapons, there is one guy that is a Rock Star - Kim Jong Il.

He's rocking the 700 carat stud, Goochi shades and "Wun Biwwion Nucwear Warheads" (a reference to "Team America")...

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

India and the Nuclear Agreement with USA

I'm getting political on yo ass now!

My belief is that a Nuclear agreement between the Great Satan and The Nation of Outsource is NOT a good idea.

India is a filled with hot-headed individuals that will not think twice to use these 'nukleear bepunj' (thats code for 'nuclear weapons').

BTW - Blogger Lords, my CPU is of Indian origins (therefore that makes this blog entry ok)

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Bride of Beast

I have sourced further images of the Beast.

With the Dead Sea at dark frequency and the Moon of Offal in prime ascendency, it seems it is time for the Beast to find a victim to inject with his soil-munching children of yeast.

He has found a victim (out of his league, I might add) to fill with his gaggle.

Something needs to be done - but it won't be me (poor lady)!

retardobot is back


My systems have come online after being violated by RoboNanny.

I had to attend a digital fantasy hearing by Blogger in order to plead my freedom of speech.

It was a strictly Geek-Costume affair (I forgot to invite you PJA, my bad).

Anyway, after a delicious digimeal of Mordor Warthog and Snozzcumbers, I had to make a passionate type-up of my right to free speech (via pirated Photoshop software).

The Blogger GayLords were at first not impressed - they argued fatwas are not good for the image of a community of such well-rounded M&S-dressed hermits.

I laughed (getting carrot juice on my Alan Hansen red V-neck). I had something that could make the Devil (related to the Beast - his distant cousin, twice removed, bloodline through Damien) eat his faeces to wash the image from his body.

I finally got them round by showing them the Holy JPEG - an image of the Beast's BSC (back, sack and crack) - threatening to bomb all blogs with this image if they did not give in.

They saw the image... a tear of blood swelled in their retinas... Upper Earth had to be protected.

Anyways, long story cut short, I'm back!

P.S. - F**K all the Blog Flaggers out there - I am going to place your mothers' faces on frying pans next time you try this S**T! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!


I took this picture at a local McDonalds toilet.

Now thats a Golden Nugget!

and another one

The Evil Empire

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