retardobot is back
Yay!!!!
My systems have come online after being violated by RoboNanny.
I had to attend a digital fantasy hearing by Blogger in order to plead my freedom of speech.
It was a strictly Geek-Costume affair (I forgot to invite you PJA, my bad).
Anyway, after a delicious digimeal of Mordor Warthog and Snozzcumbers, I had to make a passionate type-up of my right to free speech (via pirated Photoshop software).
The Blogger GayLords were at first not impressed - they argued fatwas are not good for the image of a community of such well-rounded M&S-dressed hermits.
I laughed (getting carrot juice on my Alan Hansen red V-neck). I had something that could make the Devil (related to the Beast - his distant cousin, twice removed, bloodline through Damien) eat his faeces to wash the image from his body.
I finally got them round by showing them the Holy JPEG - an image of the Beast's BSC (back, sack and crack) - threatening to bomb all blogs with this image if they did not give in.
They saw the image... a tear of blood swelled in their retinas... Upper Earth had to be protected.
Anyways, long story cut short, I'm back!
P.S. - F**K all the Blog Flaggers out there - I am going to place your mothers' faces on frying pans next time you try this S**T! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
My systems have come online after being violated by RoboNanny.
I had to attend a digital fantasy hearing by Blogger in order to plead my freedom of speech.
It was a strictly Geek-Costume affair (I forgot to invite you PJA, my bad).
Anyway, after a delicious digimeal of Mordor Warthog and Snozzcumbers, I had to make a passionate type-up of my right to free speech (via pirated Photoshop software).
The Blogger GayLords were at first not impressed - they argued fatwas are not good for the image of a community of such well-rounded M&S-dressed hermits.
I laughed (getting carrot juice on my Alan Hansen red V-neck). I had something that could make the Devil (related to the Beast - his distant cousin, twice removed, bloodline through Damien) eat his faeces to wash the image from his body.
I finally got them round by showing them the Holy JPEG - an image of the Beast's BSC (back, sack and crack) - threatening to bomb all blogs with this image if they did not give in.
They saw the image... a tear of blood swelled in their retinas... Upper Earth had to be protected.
Anyways, long story cut short, I'm back!
P.S. - F**K all the Blog Flaggers out there - I am going to place your mothers' faces on frying pans next time you try this S**T! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Welcome back. I had my money on the McNannies - they are ultra-sensitive about what is said about them - and they've tried to supress free speech before - so glad you've given them even more stick.
Congratulations on winning the Predicitigram - you have a prize waiting for you.
Posted by
SuperJane |
10:18 AM
WELCOE BACK SLAVE!!!!!!!!
glad you met my cousin twice removed.... well that BSC picture was taken in a moment of weakenss....
muhuhuhuhuhuhahahahahaha!!!!
Posted by
Beast |
7:08 PM