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Monkey Bodyguard

All I can say is that this monkey has got skills...

Hey d00d.

Monkey style kung fu. invented by watching monkeys.

Try here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkbm-H1w4mE&search=monkey%20style

I never know that - interesting. I had heard of the style before, but thought it was just called that becuase monkeys are silly.

No, it's because they're fucking vicious. Allegedly, some d00d was imprisoned in ancient China for 10 years, by which I mean that he was an ancient chinese dood sent to prison for ten years, not that he was put there by a timelord.
The prison was guarded by a barrel of attack monkeys, who were damn vicious and nobody escaped.

Beinga kung fu dood, the incarcerated aforementioned dood studied the monkeys and invented monkey boxing.

Monkeys are agile, playful, watchful and fucking nasty. The first move in the form involves creeping forward, slapping up with the back of the hand, then back somersaulting out of the way. Lots of things in the katas involve jumping on peoples hips to crush them, and its got chi gung for strengthening teeth and nails. It's really hard to learn, and really hard to defeat.

This reporter for one welcomes our monkey wielding overlords.

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